1,326 Dildos

Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my startup. I have OVER 1,300 dildos that I REALLY need to get rid of. The dildos came from China and are a little too small for most adults and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to use a condom with them. Dogs do not like the smell that comes from these dildos, but I will lock my dogs up when you come get all of these dildos.

My wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these dildos all over the house to be blasphemous. I have dildos in every closet, dildos under the sink, dildos full of other dildos. She will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the dildos and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these dildos are also extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are dildos everywhere).

I payed 10x what I'm asking for when I bought these dildos. I still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around. Act NOW! Don't miss this great deal! I have 1,326 total (I counted this morning). 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp, but you can take that one or leave it. Bring 2-3 strong friends.