For the month of January, we're renting out a room at a discount rate of $1,000 a month.

Location: Palo Alto (not East Palo Alto)
Proximity: Close to Google's Mt. View HQ; 10-min walk to San Antonio Train Station; and 15-min bicycle ride to TESLA
Requirement: Responsible and quiet people only
Kitchen privileges: Limited (just microwave and fridge available)
Rent: $1,000
Utilities: $0 (waived)
Duration: Jan 1 - 31
Why so low?: Thought it'd be nice to start the year off this way for someone.
Interesting fact: This room normally goes for $1600

If you are highly responsible and can agree that this offer would be for just 1-month, feel free to drop a note and introduce yourself. Please, be thorough.