Most shelves are boring rectangles that basically announce to the world, "My taste in furniture is nothing special, and I don't mind that my life is slowly passing me by."

Wake up and live with this 6-sided shelf of your dreams! It fits snug into the most 90-est degrees of corners. You can put things on it. Even better, you can put things IN it with the two mini cabinet doors on the sides.

BONUS: One of the doors is even missing a knob. It works as a secret safe to keep your valuables secure from robbers and thieves. You'll know the door can still be easily opened, but they'll be so puzzled and discouraged, they won't even try. Maybe next time, Thieves!

Size: 36" x 19.5" x 23.5"

$10 obo. But can you really put a price on eternal happiness?