Want to live in house where you like your roommates? Where the common areas stay clean and the dishes get washed? Where you’ll laugh, and cry, and cry from laughing, and laugh about crying with the best friends you might ever have in the Bay and possibly your ENTIRE life?

LOOK NO FURTHER!

We are a group of guys and girls, future MARK ZUCKERBERGs and ELON MUSKs and SHERYL SANDBERGs of the U.S. of A.

And here’s a little about our sweet pad, humble abode, beloved nest:

A beautiful house up in Los Altos hills with an incredible view & private driveway. Come join the group in this premium house. 
If you are distraught over messy roommates, unfriendly room-dwellers who only emerge from their caves to use the bathroom and heat up frozen food, or inconsiderate party-animals that keep you up at all hours of the night when you have to go to work the next day and will most likely make sure to send them a text explaining how you’d like for them to not do that for the 18th time this month because if they don’t, you might implode from distress.

BE DISTRAUGHT NO LONGER!

HERE YOU WILL FIND TRUE HOUSING HEAVEN.

We hope you’ll come to love us, the way we’re hoping to love you--because at our home, friendships are what it’s all about <3

Additional PERKS: speed-of-light wifi, furnished common spaces, backyards for frolicking, garages for karate practice, cleaners (ANGELS) that come twice a month, and Biking distance to Tesla, 10 minutes driving distance to Stanford, within 20 minutes driving distance to downtown areas nearby.

Available 4/28/2017

1BR / shared Ba
Type: house;
Laundry: w/d in unit;
no smoking;
off-street parking;
no private bath;
private room