2 yr old Polaris Sportsman Men's Comfort Bike (26-Inch Wheels). Needs a bit of maintenance (gears and front brake need tuning), but rides fine.

As part of the price, I'll throw in:
Extra long U-lock with two keys: Kryptonite Kryptolok Series 2 LS Bicycle U-Lock (4-Inch x 11.5-Inch) ($40 value!)
Front and rear lights ($25 value!)
Half a bottle of White Lightning ($5 value!)
Bicycle floor pump ($20 value!)