You're sipping your tea, and must now turn your attention away from Plato's Republic to the latest tizzy on social media. You cast about for your bookmark, and (gasp) all you have is some crude rectangle made of paper or plastic.

Your barbaric days are soon to be far behind you. Behold this elegant design, a regal tiger with a tassel to match. This bookmark will inspire you to continue your academic growth and personal development. It fiercely guards and holds your page, and promptly informs any friend who peruses your collection of your worldly artistic influences.

It can only hold one page in one book at a time. Be reasonable.

(P.S. The tassel is actually blue)