$500
Breville Barista Express in gloss black, the all-in-one that takes you from whole bean to espresso in about a minute.
Integrated conical burr grinder with adjustable grind amount and size, PID temperature control, and a pressure gauge so you can dial shots in properly. Steam wand pulls microfoam for latte art, and there's a hot water spout for americanos and tea.
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