I have a brand-new, unopened Canon printer for sale. It was given to me as a gift, but my roommate has an even nicer printer so I don't need this one.

The cheapest "new" printer on Amazon is $70 with shipping, here's the link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00291O7A2/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&qid=1317167020&sr=8-1&condition=new

Let me know if you're interested, my number is (650) 810-6601. To sweeten the deal, I'll drive it to your doorstep!