Fraternity member in need of a date to special dinner!!!!!!!!!

Hey ladies,

I am a sophomore in one of the more fun fraternities here on campus (message me and I'll let you know I just don't want it floating around) and we have a special dinner coming up in the next few weeks. I really need a date or I can't go. Anyways, I am 5' 9", in good shape, and I am an athlete for Stanford. If you want to have a great time raging with a fraternity for a night, feel more than welcome to contact me with a picture and we will figure it out from there.