Friend with cookies or other sweets

Stanford grad student looking to make some new friends who have Oreo cookies, or other confections. Ideally I would like to build a friendship with someone who has a lot of these cookies so that I can come over all the time and eat them. If you live close to EV South that is a plus, as I don't really want to have to walk too far. I am good at taking out the trash and sorting mail and I buy the milk for my roommates and I, so that goes well with cookies. Including pictures of the cookies will likely increase my chance of replying.
Cant wait to hear from you!