Hello,
I need two girls. Why do I need two girls? You see, I gave so much attention to my last girl that she freaked out and ran away. With two I can split my time. You ladies need to be friendly with each other and can't bite each other too hard. Race is not a factor for me. In fact, the more diverse the better - we'll be like a raunchy United Nations doing the Boutros-Boutros. I am Asian with a little bit of white mixed in, so a background of Hispanic, Black, Native American or Alaskan Native may get bonus points. One thing I do ask is that you ladies get a pair of matching dresses; there will be a day maybe once or twice a year when I'll want to walk down Serra Mall with you ladies in those dresses and get all the tourists to gawk and realize, "Ah. So this is America. I do not want to get back on that bus now."

I know this is a difficult situation to ask for. But with some ground rules this could be a wonderful affair. First, you cannot be the jealous type. Some days I might prefer one of you over the other, and other days I might just watch you ladies pudding wrestle while I crank out problem sets. Also, you must have stamina. While I will give you half the attention, I still have all my love to give each of you; let's just say I can restart my hard drive faster than a Macbook Pro. Third, nice butts. I will say I have quite a nice rounded posterior myself, and curviness is next to Godliness. I'm not saying I need a badonkadonk, but if you two stand side by side with side-butts touching, and I slap the left girl on the left cheek, I want to see the ripple effect all the way through to the right girl's right cheek. Finally, the most important thing is that this is all about love. Beyond the dresses, the Nutella, the experimentation and the bullshit is that we trust each other, we share with each other, and we unconditionally adore each other. This is what will make the three of us real and everlasting.

So, if any of you ladies spent last Valentine's Day with your equally lovely but lonely lady friend, together lamenting about the lack of love, why not add some spice to your lives and hit me up.

:)

P.S. if it happens that three (or even more) girls want to join in on this, I mean, we can try, but I will predict that one of you is going to feel left out. I really don't want to hurt anyone here, so be warned.