Once upon a time, i claimed to look good in sequin. remember this? http://www.supost.com/post/index/99276 Im here to tell you that nothing's changed.

So, sequin. I look great. I sparkle. esp in a gold sequin dress. not gonna lie. I think gold sequin is tacky, but hell, if youre gonna be less than ritzy, Halloween's the perfect opportunity to get all tickity tack....with class! i'll wear a strapless gold sequin dress, and may i add, look strapping while at it! Im gonna freaking light up the room AND your world, but dont get excited. this is not a permanent affliction. I just need a prince charming, something like arm candy to bring out my delightfully gaudy and killer sartorial selections. we're shine together and your carriage will turn into a pumpkin the moment we skeddadle out of the party venue, ya hear??

here's the deali-o. I'm going to a halloween party. costumes are in order, and it's a competition. I love to win. Im a sore loser. I get hot and pissy and will blow your house down if i even SMELL defeat. That being said, I need to win. and it's gonna be flawless. The best way to win is with a ferosh couple's costume. You'll be the thunder, I'll be the lightning, ya dig? If you think I meant that literally, need not apply. I also want to wear my swanky gold sequin strapless fabulousness, so I need YOU to think of ways you can work with that. It can be exotic. maybe an ocelot. whatever. so long as I look good, you are a nice compliment, and I take the gold, for reals. Then things will get all humpty-bumpty. Take that, pirates! I'm thinking fairy. like tinker bell. you can be Peter Pan? green eyes would be a plus. maybe i'll put on some wings, and omg, i swear, give YOU wings. who needs redbull? not me, and certainly not you when you see me soaring. over your heart. until you remember this is about giving me the gold. you have about a month to make this happen. that's plenty of time to WOW me and rock my socks off. i expect no less.

Do you have what it takes, soulja?

Also, I like em older. I'm a PhD lady after all. I wont hear any of this precocious shit. 25+. no exceptions. now, bring it. i dare you. hearts!