Ladies--are you Asian?

If so, consider yourself invited on a date. So long as you are 1) Asian, and 2) a girl, I won't turn you down.

I thus prove myself to be the true Asian aficionado. Pay no mind to all the other wannabes here on SUpost. I am what you've been searching for all this time. Deny your feelings no longer!

All my love,

TRALM