I've never done this before, but I'm a senior and am curious to see what goes on from these ads before I move into the real world. :)

I'm white, tall, very clean, and have a healthy amount of experience. What can I help knock off your bucket list?

Looking for a nice girl to have some fun with. You can define what fun means.

Stanford emails preferred, but if you need to chat without one first that's fine too.