Looking for a rare unicorn pet friendly place/roommates! (Mtn View-SF)

Hey everyone!
I'm on the hunt for a pet friendly apartment/room/roommates. I've been at this for a few months now with no luck. I'd prefer to live in Sam Francisco but at this point I'm open to anything from Mountain View all the way up to the city - as long as it's pet friendly and the roommates are awesome people! Open to having one or multiple roommates and open to finding a few people who want to find an entire place together, as well as taking a vacant room in someone's place. I have furniture, so keeping that would be a plus, but I could put it in storage if the right place comes along.
About me:
I moved to San Jose from Tampa, FL back in January for a job at Stanford. The commute is killer, so being closer to work would be great. I'm also not a fan of the suburbs, which is why I'd prefer living in SF and dealing with that commute. I'm a craft beer nerd (dabbled in home brewing for a couple years), love whiskey cocktails and fancy burgers at hipstery type gastropubs, and generally exploring food and drink scenes. I also like to get out and hike and explore the outdoorsy activities that are available out here.
I'm not too picky but would like to have laundry at least in the building and easy parking. Totally cool with sharing a bathroom, and outdoor space would be a huge plus. My budget is $1500 a month.
About you:
Employed, chill, open minded, likes cats, down to have a beer or two on occasion, has a good sense of humor and understands or (preferably) speaks sarcasm. We don't need to be best friends but I'd like to live with people I have common interests with and would want to spend time with. If anyone is in the same boat shoot me a message and we can chat!