Looking for someone good at sneaking into parties

I am a horrible party-er, usually I cant even get in the door. I am looking to make a friend who is really good at partying, and can teach me some of their tricks. If you are too good at partying, and want to be worse at it, I can teach you some of my own personal tricks for not being good at partying. If this sounds interesting to you, please send me your "party resume" Thanks!