I lost a brown pencil bag with a red interior and gold zipper last night in Hewlett 200 after a final. It would really be awesome to get my pens and pencils back because I'm having some separation anxiety from losing my favorite pen.

Seriously though, I'm offering a reward of a delicious Sprinkles (or Kara's, if you prefer) cupcake for the safe return of my pencil bag and its contents.

Please contact me if you have it. Aside from me being eternally grateful to you, you'll also get a cupcake and feel awesome for returning a lost item. It's an overall win-win.