Make extra money by sharing room/couch/floor with female undergrad

I am a fifth year undergraduate student who is currently on the Housing waitlist. I get back to campus Fri, Sept 20 and need an extra bed/couch/floor to stay until I get off the waitlist, which Stanford Housing administrators tell me may happen sometime during autumn quarter. I can definitely compensate you at a rate that is commensurate with your rental price because my only other alternative at this point is to stay at an expensive hotel/motel room in the area. I am a friendly, easygoing, considerate, and funny roommate. Please let me know if this interests you! I am open to negotiating with your offer.