Need a friend to share with

So I bought this 55 gallon tub of Passion Natural Lubricant from Amazon a few weeks ago (link below), and it's a little bit "much" for just me. My walls are covered in lube. The floor is covered in lube. The ceiling? Lube. Heck, my car has a 4-inch thick pool of lube on the floor and I've still got most all of the tub left. On the plus side, I can fit any number of people into my room.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm ready to share. I moved the lubricant into a square tub I call my "Lube-ix Cube" Come over and hop in the tub with me and we'll chat about your winter courses. I'm a Capricorn, what about you?

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_cd_ql_qh_dp_t