Need a piano and guitar teacher ... Beginner $35/hour+home cooked meal

Hi there,

I have a piano and guitar, but I cannot play them ... as I'm simply in the desperate beginner state... :(
Looking for beginner lessons.

I will pay you $35 for a Sunday lesson ... you schedule the time and I will throw in a home-cooked meal.
I'm on campus so it's a bike's ride away.

Me~30 y.o. female professional.