Papyrus birthday candle, #7

Celebrating 7 years together? Someone's 7th birthday? The square root of your favorite football team, the 49ers? Or 7 weeks/months/years of stay in place?

Doesn't matter. This is the candle you've been looking for. This is the candle that, for a few blessed moments, will make it all better. Lovingly crafted with wax by bees, dyed green by leprechauns, stripped by elves on their off-season in the spring, all packaged in a perfectly translucent box made of the finest Saudi Arabian crude in the most efficient of Vietnamese factories.

Perfect for all occasions. Serious offers only. Delivery by hummingbird not only not guaranteed, it was never in the cards.