Have you ever had a roommate leave a mattress in your living room for 6 months?
Have you ever had a roommate (or -mates) leave dishes piled high over your sink for a week?
What about someone who put the thermostat to 90 degrees for a week?
Or likes to play a game of Jenga with the trash can?
Someone who comes in drunk and yelling at 2am?

I've had all of those experiences. Seriously. All of them are real.

After living in 15 shared houses across 5 countries around the world, I feel like I have some experience -- and really happy to finally found a house where none of that is a problem. We have a clean and respectful culture and I actually spent a lot of my free time hanging out with my roommates. They're like my fam.

So, details about the house -- 9br/3ba house in Los Altos for 990, available March 15th

Large back yard with swimming pool, walking/cycling distance to Downtown Los Altos, close to tech companies in Mountain View

Come commiserate about your awful experiences with us, it's only funny once you've found a way out ;)

(P.S. If you do any of those things above... uhh, maybe we're not the right house for you)