SYM. Glasses, short jeans, high white socks, and no body hair. If this is your thing, I may be your prince in shining armor.
Loves: hot showers with strangers and boolean operations.
Hates: mixed metaphors.
You: tall, white, multicolored hair with the alcohol tolerance of a horse.
Me: Eating raspberries off of your bare chest.
Let's do dinner and then definitely more.
Make it Happen.
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