Seeking good joke butt

Hey so my partner's humor is usually surprising and sharp and clever, but sometimes plummets into the dank dirty joke pit between Seth Rogen in Superbad and Seth Rogen in 40-Year-Old Virgin. Looking for someone who can be the butt of the dumb jokes he insists on making. It'll be fun!

Please come laugh at his bottom-related humor so he can have an outlet and I can have my dignity.