I am selling a new MacBook bought a few months ago as a replacement for a laptop that got razzmatazzed. Now I'm selling the fixed smoothie laptop.

$800 obo

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Here's the official story:

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 - Stanford Police Blotter

"A man threw a juice drink (Razzmatazz) at his partner during class (onto her laptop). He was cited for assault and battery before being released. An emergency protective order was also issued."

http://stanforddaily.com/article/2006/5/26/studentFlingsJuiceConstructionGoesWrong