Sony Dream Machine—Never sleep through class again!

Have you ever failed to wake up because your phone is dead? Fear no more, your new alarm clock is here! Featuring an FM radio! Battery backup! If this were the 1990s, you’d be the envy of all your friends!

Barely used, good condition, easy to set. Prices on eBay range from $13-30, so this is a verifiable steal of a deal. I mean come on, it’s a dream machine.