Stanford Alum Needs Superfast Internet Connection (100 mb upload)

I am Stanford alum want to buy tickets to an event coming up online soon and I need to have a super fast upload/download connection to the Internet to beat out the other buyers!

Does anyone know anyone who would be able to provide me with access to their home/work/school network on a Saturday morning to do this transaction? I would be willing to pay $30 for this access (would need at most an hour).

I'm looking for access that has at least 100 mb download and upload capability.

With my understanding there are some home (and businesses) in the Bay Area that would have the capability to do this.

Thanks! -C