I have a really awesome two-bedroom two-floor apartment. With a bean bag. And a really awesome roommate. And it's hella close to the laundry room. So you don't have to walk very far in the... uh... rain... to get to the laundry room!

But I'm going to be thousands of miles away doing internship stuff. And I have to leave my bean bag behind. :-(

So you want to rent my apartment for $1041 per month.

Oh, and there's this minor detail that I'm only allowed to sublet to non-undergraduate Stanford affiliates.