Tea Bar in Haight

To descibe myself, I am a simple asian monk boring enough to study mathematics, but interesting enough to live in Haight. I guess I would also fall under the category of Bonze since I enjoy travelling, and if you're from New Orleans, this tea bar bares a striking resemblance to ZOTS. Anyways, I have spent the last three months under intense isolation and I would like to take a break from bonsai care and have a simple conversation with someone. Even though it does not matter, I am straight and seek no motive other than to see life through someone else's eyes. Also, if you wish, we can also enjoy the San Franciscan night life and hit a poetry slam.