Will assemble IKEA furniture

Furnishing a new place? Textless instructions got you down? Live within a 10-mile radius of Stanford (this part is negotiable)? I'll assemble your IKEA furniture for you. Seriously.

Flat rate of $30 for the first 90 minutes + an additional $5/half hour for any labor beyond 90 minutes.

I'm a Stanford grad student who spends too much time pondering abstract concepts and not enough time working with my hands. I'll provide my own transportation and tools; you'll need to provide a place for me to park (if you don't live on Stanford campus) and all necessary hardware (including mounting screws, drywall anchors, and other such parts which typically aren't provided by IKEA).

My schedule is fairly flexible until the school year starts--message me with your location and what item(s) you need assembled, and we can negotiate a time.

(Need proof that I can build IKEA furniture? Contact me and I'll send you pictures of mine.)